I’m back again with the next lesson in how to speak Texan, cuz that’s where most of my heroes hail from. Who doesn’t love a naked cowboy, right?
And all of mine get naked pretty quick in my books.
I’m including some of my covers so you can see how hot naked cowboys are!
But before you make a mad dash for their yummy bodies, better learn how to speak their language. So here’s Speak Texan #3.
You might be a Texan if…
You’ve ever been excused from school because “the cows got out.”
You use the phrase “fixin’ to” almost daily.
You can properly pronounce the names of the towns Mexia, Lamesa, Boerne and Mesquite
***Note: I live near Boerne and NO ONE pronounces it right!
You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date
Someone said you’re happy as a gopher in soft dirt
You don’t wants a Texan to say …
You’re all hat and no cattle (a person who is all talk and no substance).
You’re ugly as homemade soap.
You’re ugly as a mud fence
You’re dumber than dirt
You’re older than two trees
You do want a Texan to say…
You’re quick as a hiccup.
You’re cute as a possum (unless a male is addressing a name!)
You’re as handy as hip pockets on a hog
You’re wolverine mean (Tis is especially important to me since I graduated from the University of Michigan and I am a wolverine until I die)
You’ll do to run the river with
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